Ramblings

Spare a thought for the person most affected by the credit crisis... the deal or no deal banker. And no ones banking on Weakest Link anymore.

Ringo Starr has asked fans not to request autographs and all requested will be tossed after 20th October. Not much of a paperback writer then. Stevie Wonders much better he always signs, seals and delivers.

News Stories that contradict common phrases:

Dr Harold Shipman murdered over 100 patients...trust me I'm a doctor
Millions lost as Icelandic banks slump...you can bank on it
Politician Peter Mandelson returns to government after 2 dismissals...your fired!