Sunday, November 05, 2006

Joe Blogs Guide To America #1

There are 51 states, the 51st being the movie featuring Samuel L. Jackson, and Robert Carlyle.

The President is George W. Bush. The USA is still a bit like the old west, Bush wants Bin Laden, Dead or Alive. I believe Clint Eastwood is on his trail for a fistful of dollars.

Celebrities are treated like British royalty. Brad Pitt and Anjolina Jolie are practically King and Queen. Well they do fly Monarch Airlines at least. The family are the Pitts though. And then you have Prince...

Most of Americas clothes are dirty. They are X rated. XXXL that is.

The cops love donuts. The teenagers love doing donuts in cop cars.

The Baseball World Series is held only in America, with American teams.

US TV series are shown all around the world. So if this is an indication of the culture, it consists of, Friends, Desperate Housewives, Wife Swap, American Idols, and Sex In The City, and that's just on a Thursday night.

That concludes part 1, and for impartiality, Nate Smith, who is living the American Dream, will be replying to my ongoing guide to America.

Archetypal American and Comedian Nate Smith(pictured). Read his replies to my ongoing guide to America.












Click here to read Nates response : http://nateisablog.blogspot.com/2006/11/nates-guide-to-joe-blogs-guide-to.html

Im blogging off, to have a nice cup of tea, and read Shakespeare.
Have a nice day!

9 comments:

Flo said...

It's Sex AND the City, not Sex IN the City.

Carry on.

Betty said...

It is a wierd country but here I am.
Dr John sent me

Margaret said...

I am an American and gotta say you're right on the mark there. However, since I'm stuck in a red state I don't have the opportunitity to comply to modern American traditions.

Besides blogging - Dr. John has given me full license to take part in his mini-marathon today.

As long as I behave, leave nice comments and don't mention his name.

Chana said...

now you have to do one for Canada..that shouldn't take long, lol...dr. John sent me here, you are part of his marathon links.

Paticus said...

I must take one issue with your list, there is a Canadian team in MLB, so the World Series can sometimes be played in Canada(and was in 1992 and 1993-with the Toronto Blue Jays winning both years).

Gingers Mom said...

Interesting post. You seem very creative. Dr John sent me

Jan said...

LOL you is just....well dam funny!
Dr. John says hello.

Stacy said...

Don't forget that we "super-size" our meals and wash them down with diet Coke.
Here from Dr. John's.

Cuppojoe said...

Dr. John sent me by to remind you that the Toronto Blue Jays (Canadian) have actually won the World Series...