Saturday, January 13, 2007

Joe Blog's Interview #36 Jesus H. Christ!

Name : Jesus H. Christ
Age : 2040ish
Location : Beverly Hills, California
Vocation : Savior
Philosophy : Love without the threats of violence if you don't love what the other person loves exactly how they think it should be loved.

Sum up what your blog is about for us.
Mainly because things have gotten out of control. Where did all this hatred and intolerance come from? I know I never preached that kind of behavior.

How much would you sell your blog for?
It depends.
If Jimmy Swaggart wants to buy it I guess we'd let it go for a few billion. That should about cover all the money he claimed was for us that we never saw a penny of.

Tell us a random funny story that comes to mind.
Remember the grilled cheese sandwich with the image of Claudette Colberton it that was said to be my Mom? When She saw it She said, "grilled cheese? It couldn't have been on a chicken Florentine panini?" We laughed about that one for days.

Are there any blogs you enjoy reading?
Sure. But with more than 60 million blogs, it'll take some time to get through them all.

What's the funniest entry on your blog?
That's a tough one. There isn't really a "funniest" entry. Humor is in the eye of the beholder.

What is your writing style?
It's really laid back because that's how I am. Stan on the other hand...well don't expect him to sugar-coat any of his responses.

Why should someone visit your site?
Everyone has at least one question they want an answer to, right?

What do people commonly say about your site?
The response has been very positive. We've gotten a few hate mails. Naturally, each one riddled with "Christian" things like profanity,threats of violence, etc...
What more can be said?

Tell us just one of your favourite actors, actress's, film, song, and comedian.
See above.

Tell us a joke.
Why does Satan wear his boxers in the shower?
Because he doesn't like looking down on the unemployed.

What would you wish for with 3 wishes?
World peace, religious tolerance, Rosie O'Donnell getting locked in a cheesecake shop over a long holiday weekend.

Your site address : emails from jesus