Name : Smart Kitty Age : 30
Location : San Francisco Bay Area, Calif, USA
Vocation : Editor/writer
Philosophy : Philosophies are for pussies.
Sum up what your blog is about for us.
It's about a woman with Down Syndrome finding love and learning independent-living skills despite her overprotective mother's objections. Triumphing over adversity makes for good bloggery.
Why are you doing your blog?
To get attention from strangers, prove that sarcasm is not a tool used to distance myself from others.
How much would you sell your blog for?
People buy blogs? Sweet. How about $1 million. You could buy a lot of blow with $1 million.
Tell us a random funny story that comes to mind.
One time when I was 18 my grandpa was in a coma and his soul went into my body and he had adventures. I know it sounds suspiciously like the plot to "18 Again," but it was something that happened to me that was humorous and I can't help it that it happens to be the plot to an '80s body-swapping romp starring George Burns.
Are there any blogs, you enjoy reading?
Yes.
Whats the funniest entry on your blog?
They are all so hilarious that you should read them all. Totally. Here is an entry in which I drew Blueprint for a mokey I would like to have crafted for me.
What is your writing style?
It's like a playful slap on the bum after a really good steak but before some hot hot intercourse
Why should someone visit your site?
I am delightful and stuff.
What do people commonly say about your site?
"Oh, THIS is what it sounds like when doves cry."
If you could recommend one website, what would it be and explain why.
Slate.com -- If I am only allowed to recommend one, then this would be it because it serves so many needs. It has serious news content and analysis, silly gossipy stuff, funny essays, literature, cool photos and sciency facty kind of stuff. It does not, however, have pornography. Nothing is perfect.
Tell us just one of your favourite actors, actress's, film, song, and comedian.
Jim Gaffigan makes me laugh and laugh. I have watched his 15 minute routine about Hot Pockets like four times, and totally laughed until I almost peed every time. I said almost peed. I go on the potty like a big girl.
Tell us a joke.
Knock, knock. [Who's there?] Mickey Mouse's underwear.
What would you wish for with 3 wishes?
Rad, no caveats! OK, I would wish for 200 more wishes. Only 200, because it's not good to be spoiled. I would make sure to use one of my wishes to wish that there would be no ironic fallout from my wishes. There's no effing way I'm going to wish for a pony only to suddenly lose my bottom in an accident that makes me unable to ride my brand-new pony around.
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