Random Quote
Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television.
Victoria Wood
A Perfectly Good Random Quote Ruined By Analysis
Jogging is for people sensible enough, to not pay a gym fee to run on a running machine. When have you ever needed to be intelligent to watch TV. Tellytubbies, anyone? Jogging does seem to be a bit out of fashion, but if you have a personal trainer that is a different story. Someone to tell you when to run, jump, or skip, to keep you motivated. If I had Kelly Brook as my personal trainer it would certainly make me run faster.
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