Age : 4.72 in dog years
Location : currently Baghdad Iraq, but normally Washington D.C., paradise for the bitter and lobotomized.
Vocation : I could tell you, but then I would have to kill you.
Philosophy : Don't get caught.
Sum up what your blog is about.
Mainly, its about little amusing things that I observe throughout the day or little bits of humor that float around my head put on the Internet for the entire world to find. So, basically it's like the internet equivalent of that side country road where people leave old couches and dump dead bodies.
Why are you doing your blog?
My therapist suggested I write a blog to let my inner feelings out. Just kidding, I was doing a tour in Qatar back in 2004 and was monumentally bored. So, what better way to kill boredom than to conjure up new and exciting ways to amuse people?
What’s the funniest entry on your blog?
Probably French guy stuff.
What is your writing style?
I can't come up with a witty answer for this one, so its just narrative.
What do people commonly say about your site?
It lowers their IQ.
What would you be doing if you weren’t doing your blog?
I would be a porn star, but lucky for you I do a blog.
Why should someone visit your site?
Ive been known to be funny on occasion.
What did you learn from your first love?
That If all women are like that, its gonna be a long life.
Ever punched anyone?
I used to punch a clock. does that count?
Are there any blogs, you enjoy reading?
If you could invite anyone to a dinner party who would it be and why?
Jesus. I have questions.
What one website would you recommend and why?
Postsecrets It'll give you a warm and fuzzy, and if it doesn't theres a good possibility that you're related to Satan.
Tell us a random funny story that comes to mind.
I once arrested a guy named Elvis.
What advice would you have given yourself 5 years ago?
Any interesting travel stories?
I once got drunk in Bahrain with the local cops.
What’s the most incredible thing that ever happened to you.
Life. Its been an amazing ride so far.
Now it’s your turn! Ask me one question, anything you like.
Do you prefer Pie or Cake?
Joe Blogs : Can't beat hot apple pie and custard!
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