Sunday, February 25, 2007

Joe Blog's Interview #90 Author Zoe McCarthy

Name : Zed
Age : One never asks a woman's age.
Location : Bugum.
Vocation : Officer Manager (for the next five minutes, or so ...)
Philosophy : /"L'Enfer, c'est les autres." /(Sartre)

Sum up what your blog is about.
A mixture of the Osbournes and AbFab - a single mother trying to cope with 3.2 children.

Why are you doing your blog?
Writing it.

What’s the funniest entry on your site?
I can't remember, but there is one. Probably by a Guest-Blogger. Ooops.

What is your writing style?
I try to be funny, but I'm not, so it's probably shite.

What do people commonly say about your site?
"What's a 'twat' ?" Sigh.

What would you be doing if you weren’t doing your blog?
Something else.

Why should someone visit your site?
Now that HAS to be the most stupid question asked ever. EVER.

What did you learn from your first love?
The word 'wow'.

Are there any blogs, you enjoy reading?

Why are you with your boyfriend, if he is as you say a twat?
I love him all the more for being a twat. It makes him all the more different from the other boyfriends that I have had and he doesn't mind the term of endearment.

If you could invite anyone to a dinner party who would it be and why?
Johnny Depp, simply for his good looks, Kiefer Sutherland, as he'd keep me safe and sound until he gets kidnapped yet again, Helen Mirren, to know what it takes to be such a good actress, Heather Mills, to know what it's like to be in a lawsuit against a Beatle, Margaret Thatcher, as she wouldn't last long at the table (thank god) and Richard Branson, to know the secret of his success.

What one website would you recommend and why?
That is an unfair question.

Tell us about a good deed you have done recently.
I haven't.

Tell us a random funny story that comes to mind.
Too long to tell - read my book instead.

What advice would you have given yourself 5 years ago?
Leave your job.

Any interesting travel stories?

What’s the most incredible thing that ever happened to you?
Well, where do I start ? Given birth to twins - forgetting that, there was another one ?

Now it’s your turn! Ask me one question, anything you like.

Where did you last have sex and with whom?

Joe Blogs : Not telling.

Your Site Address : My Boyfriend Is A Twat