Thursday, November 30, 2006

Joe Blog's Hollywood Round Up #1

A new Beverly Hills Cop IV is in development, with Eddie Murphy to star again. And Die Hard 4, Die Harder is also in the pipeline with Bruce Willis. Sylvester Stallone also is starring in a new Rocky film, wonder if this will be his final countdown. Maybe they should just make one film and combine all the ideas, Die Beverly, In Rocky Hills

Eddie Murphy say's his love interest Scary Spice, Mel B is pregnant but it is not certain it is his kid. He want's a DNA test first. He won't know for another 48 hours, and he might then prefer to be trading places, otherwise it will be daddy day care for life.

Michael Richards made racist comments in a Los Angeles comedy club. Dustin Hoffman would still like to make a sequel to the movie Kramer Versus Kramer with him, though the film might have a different twist now. Mel Gibson is apparantly also on board to play a Rabbi.

Apparantly Al Pacino is a method actor and likes to get a feel for the role he is playing. Al Pacino is playing a divorcee, he is going to alternate living with the Paul McCartney and then Britney Spears, just so he can hear her say, 'divorce me baby, one more time.'

Britney has been seen out on the town, partying it up with Paris Hilton, and Lindsey Lohan. Nicknamed by the press, the Brit Pack. Wonder if the Golden Girls did a similar thing at their age. If only Paris had known about courting before she did that video.

Danny DeVito appeared drunk on a USA chat show, after a night out on the town with George Clooney. Maybe he was drinking shorts, probably doesn't take much for him. He could end up in ER if hes not careful.

Anyone see the latest Bond film, all very good, though it did come across as a commercial for the Ford motor company. Go see the film, it comes with a free beverage cup holder, reclining seat, and optional sick bags. Though hopefully neither the film or car will have any intermission.

Random Quote

"I have always hated that damn James Bond. I'd like to kill him."
Sean Connery

A Perfectly Good Random Quote Ruined By Analysis
Surely Sir Sean should be more respectful of the character that has bought him fame and credibility. Were it not for that role Sean could still be a milkman. Serving pints, and offering your money or your loaf. I hear the roles have dried up a bit for Sir Sean, his agent called him and said youve got a part, tomorrow around 10. Sean said 'tennish, I don't even own a racquet!'.

Random Facts.

It is estimated that at any one time, 0.7% of the world's population is drunk.

Surely, this is more of a guesstimate than an estimate. Explains all the people Ive met who slur their words, stumble, go red faced, and thats just in church.

In New York City, approximately 1,600 people are bitten by other humans every year.

I know this city is called the big apple but seriously. Taking bites out of each other, inviting friends for dinner, thats not on! I invited a friend for dinner, she was late so I gave her the cold shoulder. Thinking about it maybe these 2 random facts are linked somehow!