Age : 20
Location : London
Vocation : Contact Centre Agent for high class pet products.
Philosophy : If only cats ran things: there'd be no war, no religious intolerance, no dogs.
Sum up what your blog is about for us. Impotent rage, railing against the system, toilet humour.
Why are you doing your blog.
Used to be everyone was famous for 10 minutes... My aspiration, one day, if all goes well, is to have 10 readers.
How much would you sell your blog for?
1/2 Oz Catnip. Bong.
Tell us a random funny story that comes to mind.
My owner is a loser. Once, he met up with a girl through MySpass (you'd never see me doing that with the pervs on Catster, believe me) undoubtedly under false pretences. She thought he was a loser. Oh, and did I mention my owner's a loser?
Are there any blogs, you enjoy reading?
The Girl with the Golden Mind. All the way, baby.Whats the funniest entry on your blog? Sandi Thom getting a lash of the cat. My experiences in a Guantanamo-style hell on the Isle of Man here, and here. Also, the enraged response of an Isle of Man resident and my response.
What is your writing style?
A Feline Charlie Brooker-wannabe
Why should someone visit your site?
For s**ts, giggles, and a uniquely anti-human perspective.
What do people commonly say about your site?
"That cat is a real nob-hole."
If you could recommend one website, what would it be and explain why.
Vincent Gallo's personal site. You can buy him for a night (as long as you're well groomed/have a wet nose). Classy.
Tell us just one of your favourite actors, actress's, film, song, and comedian.
Vincent Gallo. (See above).
Tell us a joke.
What do you get if you turn four blondes upside down? At least three brunettes. Hahaha.
What would you wish for with 3 wishes?
World peace. Religious tolerance. No dogs.
Your Site Address : Kitten